Furry Runaway

Two nights ago, in Salt Edge Primary School, a class pet ran away, clearly the students are distraught and the teachers are upset, however the local vet and psychologist are working under these circumstance to come to the decision on why this pet ran away. Hammy, the hamster of class 2a ran away on the 2nd June , the local vet is under the impression that the animal was neglected during the half term, as the hamster was left unloved and alone for the whole week. The teachers believe that it was the children's responsibility to look after the hamster during half term but during the excitement the children forgot and left without the hamster. However the caretaker would argue, we asked him for an exclusive interview.
"I believe that Patsy Jones the teacher is the culprit for this, as when I was clearing the corridor outside classroom 2a, I saw all the children run out and the door closed, I carried on cleaning and as I reached the door I saw something very suspicious. I saw Mrs Jones coaxing the hamster out and when she got it she threw it out the window."
After hearing that account Mrs Jones was charged with alleged force upon this animal. The school is a two story-high building, and class 2a is on the bottom floor, so all we can do now is home that Hammy with reach home safe and sound.

Apostrophes

1. Molly's pencil snapped in two and hit Jessica's arm.

2.Marks' bag fell on the floor.

3.Don't eat melons when they aren't ripe.

Shakespeare - Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 1

Two watchmen are out guarding, Francisco and Barnado. Horatio and Marcellus appear to guard with Barnado tonight. Francisco has done guarding and heads home. Horatio, Marcellus and Barnado are on watch, they talk about the 'thing' which is the ghost. Horatio doesn't believe it exists. Marcellus says that it is true, and that it might appear tonight so Horatio would believe him. Marcellus says he could talk to the ghost, but Barnado says it's nonsense. Barnado sits by Horatio and Marcellus and tells them a story of the ghost. The ghost enters and Marcellus says It's appeared again. Barnado says it looks like the king. Horatio ask's the ghost a question ' What are you, that you walk out so late at night, looking like the dead king of Denmark when he dressed for battle? By God, I order you to speak'

The ghost slowly fades away, leaving them with their question unanswered. The ghost has left. Horatio is pale and trembling  he now believes in the ghost. Marcellus says that the ghost comes at the exact time in the exact place and Horatio says the ghost wore the exact same armour that the King did when he fought The King Of Norway. Horatio says, somehow that this could be bad news to our country.

Twelfth Night

Jay's new neighbour had just moved in, it was Halloween tonight and he thought it would be a great chance to egg his new neighbour’s house. He excitedly rung up his best friend, Robyn and smiled to himself. When she picked up,

He mysteriously said “Guess what?".

"What?" she asked intrigued.

"My new neighbour just moved in, so bring the eggs" he laughed.

"Of course" She sighed, she knew it wouldn't work, this sort of thing happened every year, they would either be caught, or they would drop the eggs, all sorts of things went wrong, but she got the eggs and slowly made her way to Jay's house. When she finally arrived, it was almost 7:00 pm, so they picked up the eggs and quietly trampled along the garden, after a couple of seconds they assumed it was safe and ran out and threw the eggs at the house, but Jay's egg was miss-targeted and ended up smashing through the window, instead of the wall. They began to run, but Robyn was much faster and Jay was left behind, when a small old, wrinkled hand curled round his shoulder and dragged him back. This small old woman, with wrinkles on about every inch of her body started to mumble some odd words Jay had never heard of, when she was done she slowly hissed into his ear,

“Don’t you dare do that to my house, you don’t realise how important this is... You have twelve days until you die” and let her grip go, pushed him onto the ground, slowly walking back to her house. Jay seemed confused, but when he left her house and went back up the lane, Robyn, laughed in his face, saying it was hysterical. Jay told her what the old woman had said to him, although she simply replied that it was some ‘superstitious mumbo jumbo’. He secretly thought ‘what would she know though?’, so he kept it to himself.

The next day he got up and thought, only 11 more days... Robyn came round and excitedly asked,

“Want to go to the fair?

“Of course” he laughed

Robyn and Jay set off to the fair, but when they got there, bad things started happening, like, a sign fell off one of the rides and nearly hit Jay, he got hit by a flying candy floss, he got locked in the toilets and fell out of the spinning teacups. Today just wasn't his day; however he thought back to the curse, and remembered, again he told Robyn, this time she believed him. Over the course of the next 11 days he done everything he wanted to do, like on the 1^st day, he went skydiving out of a jet, 2^nd day, he went swimming with dolphins and sharks, 3^rd day, he went on a cruise ship and travelled to all of the places and came back, 4^th day, he went to the biggest chocolate house in the world and slept in it, 5^th day, he went swimming in a milkshake lake, 6^th day, he flown into space, 7^th day, he went to Hogwarts, 8^th day, he went on the Orient express, 9^th day, he went to the best restaurant and ate anything he wanted, 10^th day, he went paragliding off the highest mountain and on the 11^th day, he went to Vegas and went on the massive roller coaster’s in it, although he didn't realise that this was his very last day... He travelled to Los Vegas with Robyn and his cute Yorkshire terrier, called Benny; he’s a golden syrup colour with dark brown eyes. They arrived and looked around, stunned by the colour and lights, they both simultaneously ran to the fair; there were spinning teacups, ghost train, food stalls, fun house, helter-skelter, dodgems and a roller coaster. Running to the roller coaster, getting the first in line and taking the first seat on the roller coaster, Jay suddenly remembered that this was his last day, and screamed to be let off, however they were just shushed and the ride rolled into motion. Halfway through the track and it crashed, Jay died but Robyn survived. After the terrible accident it was on the news for days around her area and that’s why she decided to move, though whenever she walks down his street to remind her of Jay, she always see’s that old woman, demented in the head that murdered Jay, the one that smiled at her through the  window as she passed. Twelve nights ago Jay died.

I remember my Password X

Liar Liar! But what about the sheep?

I chose this headline to go with my story of The boy who cried wolf. I think it suits this story because the boy lies to everyone and then the sheep get eaten by an actual wolf so, it's about the boy lying and it's also suggesting about what's happened to the sheep. It has both sides of the story and two different views. It also catches peoples eye and makes them think, who's lying, and what has happened to the sheep?

Quidditch Fouls

There are 700 fouls in the game of quidditch, but most of these fouls are not open to the public. The most common fouls are

• Blagging: No player may seize any part of an opponent's broom to slow or hinder the player (Draco Malfoy commits this foul in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, thus preventing Harry from seizing the Snitch).
• Blatching: No player may fly with the intent to collide. (Substitute Slytherin seeker Harper breaks this rule when he collides into Harry after insulting the latter's friend, and Gryffindor Keeper, Ronald Weasly. This occurs in the sixth book, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.)
• Blurting: No player may lock broom handles with the intent to steer an opponent off course. (Often occurs whilst playing Slytherin)
• Bumphing: Beaters must not hit Bludgers towards spectators (although Harry jokingly orders one of his Beaters to send one at Zacharias smith  in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince), or the Keeper, unless the Quaffle is within the scoring area (in the first film, however, Marcus flint a Chaser, commits this foul with a Beater's bat, and Madam Hooch refuses to penalise him for it).
• Cobbing: Players must not make excessive use of their elbows against opponents. (Marcus Flint, the Slytherin Chaser, commits this foul against the Gryffindor Chaser, Angelina Johnson, in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban).
• Flacking: Keepers must not defend the posts from behind by punching Quaffles out of the hoops—goals must be defended from the front.
• Haversacking: Chasers must not still be in contact with the Quaffle as it passes through a hoop (the Quaffle must be thrownthrough).
• Quaffle-pocking: Chasers must not tamper with the Quaffle in any way.
• Snitchnip: No player other than the Seeker may touch or catch the Golden Snitch.
• Stooging: No more than one Chaser is allowed in the scoring area at any one time. (However, game play in Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup and the fan-made Q3D permit this behaviour.)

International renowned player Patrick Mckenzie of Scotland is the only known player to commit more than half of these in one match, with multiple offenses.